The Glamorous Life of a Housewife

The other day, I was at the MAC counter at the mall and asked an employee for my standard blitz and glitz gel eyeliner that I am running low on. He grabbed the product for me and then snatched a rosy colored blush off of the stand and dipped his brush in it. "Do you mind if I try th…

I managed to have my baby boy at the prime season of fashion for new Mommas. It's as if all of the great designers got together and decided to create the perfect post-pregnancy clothing just for me. Thank you, fashionistas. I owe you my life. You see, once you have a baby, you must…