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That Time My Mom Got Kicked Out of Costco

I'm sure you know by now that we got a new family member in the new year - a beautiful little Welsh Terrier puppy called Winston. To know him is to love him, and with Glamma it was love at first sight. They have a mutual feeling of adoration for one another and a couple weeks ago I had an appointment so I asked mom if I could bring the boys and Winston over for the day. She answered with a resounding "OF COURSE!"

The next day she asked if she could bring them to Tulsa with her and my dad. They had some errands to run, and she wanted to take the boys out to eat. "Sure," I said, "I'll just leave Winston here and you guys and the boys can go." She told me no way - she wanted to bring Winston with her, too. I laughed at the thought, but told her it was up to her, and figured he could just stay in the car when they ran their errands and they probably wouldn't be gone long anyway. I don't know who would prefer to bring a puppy with them to Tulsa, but you've never met The Glamma. If it is a living and breathing being that belongs to one of her children - she is head over heels.

Friday rolled around, they came to get them, and Winston was going c-r-a-z-y as he does every time he sees them. She said they had to hurry and get going because she had placed a curbside order at Petsmart and needed to get there to pick it up. "What did you order?" I asked, assuming she was going to tell me a bag of treats or a new toy. 

"A dog carrier".

"Oh, I have one. It's this little travel crate and he'll go right in and go to sleep - he loves riding in the car."

"Noooo.... it's an actual dog carrier. I'm going to wear him!"

I burst into laughter - WHAT? He is a terrier - not a teacup poodle. A very active, very lively terrier pup. He does not sit still unless he is asleep. He hears a pin drop and takes off sprinting to find it. And she thinks she's going to wear him? In stores? Oh, the visual was too much at this point. We were all laughing!

She swooped him up, and whisked he and the boys away as I left for my appointment. About an hour later I was wrapping things up when I got a text from my dad of this photo of mom and Winston in Barnes & Noble. 


Sir Winston isn't like the rest. He's cultured. He spends his free time browsing books. 

I was dying - Winston inside Barnes & Noble in a baby carrier. Absolutely hilarious. There is a little clip for his collar inside the carrier and she said he stayed put, bobbing that head around and cocking it to the side any time anyone spoke to him. She said he was quite the hit with everyone he encountered and they all absolutely loved him.

And then they went to Costco.

Mom told the boys to kind of huddle around her as they walked in so the person at the entrance wouldn't ask questions. They did, but their efforts were in vain. They got caught.

"Excuse me, ma'am. Pets aren't allowed in Costco."

"Oh, I'm sorry. May I please bring my granddog in? He just got back from the vet he's not feeling very well. He needs me." (He had shots a few days earlier.)

"I'm sorry, no exceptions."

"I promise he won't leave my pouch." She immediately regretted calling it her pouch, thinking they'll think she's nuts and that not helping her case.

"It's against store policy, sorry."

"I understand completely and I'm so sorry to ask again, but ... he doesn't feel good. Please don't make us sit in the car."

"I'm sorry too, but you and your dog need to leave right now. Don't ask me again."

And at that point they scurried off the premises as quickly as possible and hightailed it out of there. No free samples or oohs and ahhs for this puppy dog at Costco! No one cared what his name was or how old he is - all he got was a firm scolding and a swift banishment to the car. Winston regretted the day he ever left the land of ceaseless stories and heaps of adulation. 

It kind of surprises me that they'll allow a dog in the carpeted Barnes & Noble but not on the concrete jungle that is Costco. But hey, I don't make the rules. All I know is that every time Glamma leaves the house she manages to come back home with a sensational story for the family memory books. 

But yeah - for future outings maybe Winston should just stick to walks in the park and a stop by Starbucks for his puppucino. A Trenta puppucino if Glamma's involved. 


I am a modern day homemaker with a passion for family, cooking, celebrating, decorating, travel, and memory making! The Lord has blessed me with the desires of my heart in my husband and our two sons. We recently built our dream home and cultivating a loving and happy haven for my family is where I find so much joy.

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  1. Too funny! Winston is lucky to have such an adoring Glamma!

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  2. Oh my goodness! I just knew Terry could talk them into letting them in Costco!! She is such a sweetheart!! How could they deny her??

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    1. I don’t know but I would give anything to have been there to witness it! 😂

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  3. I too am surprised that Terry wasn't able to convince them to let her bring in her grand dog. Too funny. Can't say she didn't try over and over and over.

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  4. That’s hilarious! I have never ever seen anyone wearing a dog in a carrier! I mean, that’s one good glamma. (Also, maybe a sign she needs another grandbaby?! 🤪)

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  5. For future reference, Atwood’s and Tractor Supply welcome dogs. Im pretty sure Lowe’s and Home Depot do too!

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