Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Impressing the Hubster.

Throughout our relationship, Husby has been fascinated by my femininity. He knows that I do not have the slightest idea how sports work, I hate the smell of outside and it absolutely baffles me when girls don’t wear makeup.

Those are just a few things that encompass my feminine ways.

Husby grew up with a family of girls who l-o-v-e sports, so I think that is why I intrigued him so much, initially. I never wanted anything to do with playing, watching or talking about sports (though I cheered for 6 years – ironic, huh?), and I believe in my heart of hearts that Husby thought I came from a different planet. I am definitely not what he was used to.

Imagine his surprise when I won the March Madness pool last year simply by picking the teams with the cutest team colors. I do believe that was the proudest moment of his life.

I often try to impress him by spouting off something I heard on Good Morning America about sports, or something I read in a tabloid magazine. It gives me such joy to see him erupt into laughter and say, “HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!” I never reveal how I actually know the information. I just smile and say, “I keep up.”

A few years ago over dinner, Husby said, “Okay, I’m going to quiz you. I am going to ask you to name ONE football player – past or present.”

“That’s easy,” I said. “Joe Nameth.”

He burst into laughter and asked how I knew about Joe Nameth. I smiled coyly and said, “Husby, seriously. Who doesn’t know Joe Nameth?”

I scarfed down my dinner with a beaming smile, knowing that I impressed my husband who doubted my sports knowledge. He smiled, too – shaking his head and laughing at my response.

Fast forward about a year.

We were flipping through the channels and happened to catch an episode of one of my favorite shows of all time – The Brady Bunch. I made Husby stop there so I could watch. He half heartedly watched too as he read a magazine. The Brady kids were out playing football in the yard, when a big burly man tossed them a ball.

“JOE NAMETH”, Peter screamed.

Immediately, I dove for the remote trying with all my might to change the channel.

Husby peered from over his magazine and looked at the screen.

Then he looked at me.
I looked hesitantly his way and pretended I needed something in the next room, so off I went – sprinting out of there as fast as I could.

“WAIT A MINUTE”, he called after me. “WHITNEY! THAT’S how you knew about Joe Nameth!! From the BRADY BUNCH!”

I burst into laughter and fessed up. I think I went down about 300 points in his book that night.

Until a more recent night, that is. About a year ago.

We were with Husby’s family and they were talking about sports. I was off in my own little world, probably thinking about lip stick, mascara and perfume. I heard them all stop talking and I asked, “what are you guys doing?”

Husby said, “Oh, we’re trying to think of this guy’s name…he plays for the Dallas Cowboys. His name totally slipped our minds”

“Oh,” I said. “The quarterback?”

“Yup”, he replied – half ignoring me.

“Tony Romo”, I projected as loudly as I could.

All three of them stopped and looked at me, jaws hanging open.

“How did YOU know that?” Husby asked.

I went on with my “oh I just know these things” bit until I accidentally let a little story slip about he and Jessica Simpson a few days later.

He was pretty appalled that the only reason I knew about Tony Romo was because he is dating Jessica, NOT that he is a great football player, but he was impressed that I remembered he was the Quarterback.

He often quizzes me on basketball players, too – and I am proud to say that I know several. Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Shaquille O’Neal and Dennis Rodman. Yes, Yes, I know that they are way past their time and prime, but hey – they were still great basketball players and I am proud to say I know their names.

Oh and Eva Longoria’s husband. He plays, too.

38 comments:

  1. Eva Longoria-another reason that MY husband loves basketball. They always show her in the stands!

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  2. I just laughed so loud reading the Brady Bunch part! Ha ha!

    I like to impress Heath with random health facts! I'll flip through his journals every now and then and try and remember something I think is impressive--then I'll spring it on him later. He'll say, "Good job, babe!" Ha ha!

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  3. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying...that is hilarious! Ya know, I grew up playing sports and I had 3 brothers that were all into sports, and to this day I really have no interest in them. However, I do enjoy going to a good baseball game...but that's mostly for the hot dogs and beer.

    Husby must laugh incessantly with you around. Makes for a very happy home life, I would think.

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  4. Your story about the Brady Bunch was so funny! Sounds like something I would do...my husband is obsessed with sports, and I'm pretty girly so I could care less about them. I pretened to care, though, for his sake!

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  5. How funny! At least you know when it counts AND you get points!!! LOL

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  6. Hahahaha I just love your sense of humor girl! You always give me a good laugh in the morning!

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  7. You never cease to start my day with a smile. I love your shenanigans!

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  8. that was hilarious. i used to be a lot like that...but over the past few years i've tried to beef up my football and basketball knowledge..just because i know how much my hubby loves it, and it makes it more fun to share that time together when i actaully have a clue as to what's going on :)

    oh yes, tony parker. the only reason i remember that is becasue we share last names :)

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  9. Haha...are you my long lost sister? Because I'm pretty certain I've had those exact same conversations with my husband!

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  10. lol! i swear, the only way I know anything about sports is from US Weekly too.

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  11. Oh Whitney ~ you're such a riot and I love reading your posts! I guess I fit in with husby's sisters, because I absolutely love anything to do with sports. Glenn thinks I'm goofy because I know more than he does and says that I should be commentating the games instead of the guys. Oh well...love them football players in the tight uniforms...yummmy!

    Have a good week!
    Hugz,
    Michele

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  12. I am much like you- not really aware of anything sport-related. And I definitely don't leave the house without makeup!

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  13. tony parker! bwahahahaha i am in the same boat as you. and i only know another player, just bc i went to high school with him! he played the 07 super bowl, and my husband was quite surprised when i proudly proclaimed his name as he was punting. heh. it's always fun to spice it up, you know? keep em on their toes :)

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  14. How funny, love the Brady Bunch story.

    I also only know about Tony Romo b/c of Jessica Simpson. I'm not into sports at all.

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  15. this post is soo me:) In high school my parents asked at dinner one night.. emily how do they start a basketball game and I said.. A coin toss of course.. whoops... I mean a jump ball.. they have told ryan that story a million times.. I know lots of althetics.. the ones who are in my us weekly:) Cant wait for levis reveal of his room:) I am not sure what theme I will do yet for Cates but I know I want a chandy:) Do you know anywhere to get cute ones? My wedding colors were pink and green adn I may do her bedding in that:) Oh fun:)

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  16. That is SO funny, because that is the only way I know about Joe Nameth too. I KNEW you were going to say it was from The Brady Bunch!!

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  17. haha i'm also cracking up on winning the pool just by picking cute colors! that is so funny! =)

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  18. That's so funny and I can totally relate! I grew up in a family that never followed any sports. The closest we got to following a sport was bodybuilding because of my brother. When my bf talks to me about sports I think he really believes i'm listening and retaining the info but I'm never really paying attention. lol

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  19. This post was hilarious!!! I was smiling the whole way through it. That's exactly how I remember sports facts too--through gossip magazines!

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  20. Hahaha, this had me rolling! I loved it! I always root for teams with the best colors too - if I'm ever forced to watch sports that is. The Brady Bunch thing cracked me up for real - hilarious!

    Tony Parker - Eva Longoria's husband. Since I'm in San Antonio I HAVE to know these things or super fans will hurt me for not having any Spurs knowledge.

    YOu two together are so much fun. (o:

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  21. i'm the SAME way! i'm so clueless when it comes to sports and who's who.

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  22. Is it our fault their precious football players cross over into our worlds of tabloids and famous ttv sitcoms..i think not. :)

    good job girl! : )

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  23. So cute! Thanks for the giggle :-)

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  24. Love it - a couple years ago I had Joe Montana on a flight - talk about hot! I may not know alot about football but I will always remember him.
    I gave you an award on my blog - Thank you for sharing your life and levi - it has been so nice to read

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  25. I've always been "into" sports & then I got married & it kinda went away...my family is impressed when I know the names too - I used to be able to name entire teams & numbers...don't know what happened :-) I have a TERRIBLE memory though, so maybe THAT'S what happened.

    Funny about the brady bunch!!

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  26. At least you pay attention! Never know when you need to know those things! Impressive! I wonder if Levi will love sports??

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  27. That Brady Bunch story is priceless. Love it!

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  28. LOL Love it. I do the exact same thing. All my sports knowledge comes from what I have mistakenly gleaned from the newspaper headlines or because some big celeb was just in some sort of a smack down! Very cute

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  29. HAHA I LOVE YOUR POST! That definitely sounds like me with my DH and my students at school. I always try to keep up on the latest gossip with the young celebs and impress the 4th graders on what I know!!

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  30. Loved this post! I always say opposites attract! It keeps things interesting!!

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  31. OMG - girl, you have me ROLLING!!! I told my husband about your team colors strategy and he said that's just always the way - it's team colors, or best mascot, or cutest quarterback. Then the guys get all mad.

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  32. you crack me up!!

    and i'm so the opposite.. i know a ridiculous amount of sports trivia. I'm a huge sports fan. so tell me how i ended up with a hubby that could care less!!

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