A Series of Letters.

Dear Target,

Footy Pajamas are cute on babies. Footy Pajamas are creepy on adults.



Love,
Whitney

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Dear Husby,

You look like a giant Ralphie from A Christmas Story. Please do not ever purchase and/or wear these pajamas. If you do, I may need to reevaluate my life. And you may need to reevaluate yours.



P.S. Those granny panties behind you are....well....there are no words. But I bet they're comfy.

Love,
Whitney

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Dear Ree,

Your cookbook is absolutely amazing. And you are wonderful.



Congrats on the success! It is much coveted....er, I mean... deserved.

:)

Love,
Whitney

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Dear Weebie,

Santa called and said since you have been so good this year, he is making you an honorary reindeer! Levi the Red Cheeked Reindeer.



Don't you recall, the most handsome reindeer of all....?

Love,
Mommy

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Dear Bloggie Friends,

I like to let on to my friends, family and blogging community that Levi's crib always looks like this:



But in all actuality, right now it really looks like this:



Hey it's what the changes in a baby will do to ya! A breathable bumper pad for my flip flop sleeper and a ghetto mobile to keep him entertained. But his pretty bumper pads are just an arms reach away to slap back in when company comes. ;) No shame.

Love,
Whitney

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Dear Miley,

I think it's really cool you partnered with Max Azria for your clothing line. But I think the look you were going for here should have been a little more cowgirl and a little less....paper shredder. But ya know, whatevs.



Love,
Whitney

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Dear Levi,

Speaking of cowgirls....you should have been a cowboy.



And maybe I could have named you Wrangler instead of Levi. Just a thought.

Love,
Mommy

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Dear God,

Thank You for the beautiful colors you paint across the sky for me. And thank you for my neighborhood that you paint them over.



Love,
Whitney

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Dear Target (Again),

I love the vast array of cabbie hats and fedoras in your men's section. Husby really appreciates it, too. I just wish you had a similar wall of baby cabbie hats and fedoras so that I could put Levi in a new one every day. You should do it.



Think about it and get back with me. K? Thanks.

Love,
Whitney

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Dear German Chocolate Cake,

I want to eat you in your entirety. In one sitting.



Love,
Whitney

(Recipe coming soon...)

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Dear Weebie (Again),

Please stop growing.



Love,
Mommy

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Pictures brought to you from my iPhone, so I'm sorry for the lame quality. :)