Friday, September 7, 2012

Useless Friday Musings.

* You know when you have your hair up for too long and then you take it down and it hurts?  Yeah, my hair hurts right now.  Like, REALLY hurts.  Like, I'm thinking of going to wash it because that's the only way to relieve the pain - hurts.  Ow.

* Speaking of hair ... my hair has always been normal thickness.  Not too thin, not too thick - just regular.  After I had Levi, my hair turned into the mane of a lioness and it was out of control thick!  I had to get it thinned every time I got a haircut because there was just so much of it.  Then I got pregnant with Ezra and it went back to normal.  I was thrilled.  When Ezra hit 4 months old my hair started falling out like a wild woman.  All my friends say it's normal and happened to them, but this never happened after Levi.  Ever.  In fact, I think all the hair that my friends lost crept then into my room at night and sucked themselves to my noggin.  Not this time.  Nope.  Now I can run my hands through it and always expect to see 5 or 6 strands.  I hope I'm not bald by 30.

* If I am, will someone throw me a wig party?

* Speaking of wigs ... does anyone else watch Beverly Hills Nannies?  That psycho blonde weird looking lady had on one heck of a wig at the reunion show.  She's a mean girl.

* Speaking of my nanny, er, housewife duties ... I love it when the dishwasher is empty and the dryer is empty.

* Speaking of chores ... I think I have arthritis in my wrist.

* Speaking of wrists ... I bought some Reese's pumpkins to eat (er, double fist) on cheat day.  I think they'll be super fresh because the store just put out the Halloween stuff and it's only the beginning of September.  I might eat 5.  Because on cheat day, anything goes.  Like the half pan of brownies I devoured last Saturday. (And still lost weight!)

* Speaking of food ... I told Facebook that I love leftover (cooked) meat cold - straight from the fridge.  Fried chicken, roast, pork chops, etc.  Husby finds this repulsive.  I find it delectable.

* Speaking of  chicken ... when people come to my door and knock, and I'm not expecting anyone, I creep as slowly as I can to it and stare at them in the peep hole until they go away.  It's funny.  Some people are very persistent.  (i.e. salespeople and people with flyers.)

* Speaking of flyers ... I hate flyers.

* Speaking of solicitors ... The other day I was getting groceries out of the back of my car and a shady unmarked van pulled up behind me.  A man screamed out his window for me to buy steak from him.  Meat from the back of a van.  In 100 degree heat.  Quality cuts, I'm sure.  How very tempting.  I told him no.  He told me I needed to.  I told him no I did not.  He drove away and I ran inside and locked my door.  It's a wonder I am alive to tell it.

* Speaking of frozen meat ... A few weeks ago, our large freezers' door in the garage popped open unbeknownst to us, and we lost hundreds of dollars worth of food.  So, yeah.  That was fun.

* Speaking of dollars ... Kirk Cameron pulled a fast one on that chili dog guy on the Duggars this week whipping out that trillion dollar bill.  Oh that jokester.

* Speaking of Kirk ... I love him and Candace with all of my heart.  Well, maybe not all, but part of it, for sure.

* Speaking of my heart ... it's sleepy and says I need to go night night.

* Speaking of night night ... don't let the bed bugs bite.

* Speaking of bed bugs ... gross me out and gag me with a spoon.

* Speaking of spoons ... the dish ran away with it.

* Speaking of ... okay, this could go on forever.

So long, farewell ... and have an excellent weekend.

And by the way, my hair still hurts.  Bad.



6 comments:

  1. This was hilarious!!!! Loved it! Sorry about your head hurting though

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  2. I may be exceedingly shallow but these posts are my absolute favorites of yours! It's like we get to glimpse your mind at work as it bounces from one thing to the next! If you and your brother collaborated......oh wow! Love you Whit!

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  3. Ugh, my hair is falling out too. and since its always been butt-length it was out of control. I had to cut it for the first time since I was a small kid and it's hard to deal with lol.

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  4. I can sympathise with your hair drama - mine also got super thick and long when I was pregnant and now my little SJ is 5 months and it's falling out (strand by strand!)
    x

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  5. Oh, the hair falling out! (I had a guy at the haircut place worried one time with how much hair fell out right after I had my baby. I told him it was normal and he was relieved. I think he thought I might be dying.) Anyway, you know what's coming next? Should I tell you? Maybe I shouldn't. You have such lovely gorgeous hair. I'm sure this won't happen to you any time soon. But someday you might wake up and see these evil crooked gray hairs sprouting from your head. And you might think, "Gray? Seriously? I'm not even forty." But your hair will not listen to your logic and will continue in it's graying madness. So, I'm just saying, enjoy having gorgeous colored hair with no gray. :) When you think of it falling out think, "Well, at least I'm not going gray!" Love the stream of conciousness. (how do you spell that anyway?)

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  6. Just wait...when that babe is about 6 months old, your hair will start growing back, and you'll have a ton of these little short pieces that uncontrollably stick out all over the place! This happened to me really bad, worse with each baby actually!!

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