Friday, September 24, 2010

A Series Of Letters: Part 2

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Dear Me,

No matter how many evenings you try to master french braiding your hair while chilling on the couch watching TV, it's never going to happen.

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Besides, you don't even like french braids on adults.

Love,
Whitney

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Dear Halloween Oreos,

Why are you so much tastier than the regular Oreos? Is it all in my head?

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No, you're much better. Fresher. Crunchier. Creamier. Fantastic-er.

Thank you.
Love,
Whitney

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Dear Target,

You make fun shirts for me to do my house chores in.

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You do not make fun pants. I'm pretty sure these are outlawed in 39 states.

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(Don't tell, but my inner Sandy wanted to pour into these bad boys and bust into a round of "I got chills...they're multiplyin'.)


Love,
Whitney

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Dear Dawson's Creek,

I am re-enjoying you every night thanks to these DVD's. I love good guy Dawson and I'm dreaming of Massachusetts thanks to you. Massachusetts is one of the hardest states to spell correctly on your first try. It always takes me at least twice to get it right.

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Love,
Whitney

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Dear Hobby Lobby,

What, are giants now shopping in your store? Because I'm pretty sure you must have one giant cornucopia to fill with that size corn.

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Regardless, thank you for entertaining Levi in a time of desperation.

Love,
Whitney

26 comments:

  1. wait wait wait, you don't like french braids on adults but you wear a sesame street shirt? lol. what about really hip inside out french braids only in the front along the hairline? what if i wear it with a sesame street tshirt and some pleather leggings?! hahaha.

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  2. I'm keeping myself from purchasing the halloween oreos because last year I think I ate at least 2 packages....by myself, whoops! I happen to think it is the food coloring that they use, it's just so much more eye-catching.

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  3. I haven't french braided my hair in forever! You may have inspired me... adult or not :P

    And I love the sesame street t-shirt!


    Cabin Fever in Vermont

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  4. OMG - I said the same thing about that corn! I even took a photo of Bubba with it too!

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  5. I love your letters!! Keep um coming :)

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  6. Love this post!! Especially the giant corn! Cracked me up!

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  7. I can't explain the Halloween Oreos BUT I can tell you the new flip Oreos (or whatever they are called) do NOT taste better. ick!!

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  8. Oh. My. Josh. Such a fun idea, I love it! I once wrote to 7UP and told them how much I loved 7UP. They sent me a free case! Maybe you should mail the letters?! Then again, I was around 13 at the time.

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  9. DAWSON'S CREEK, OMG. Fave episode - when Joey and Dawson talk about how they can't be friends anymore because Dawsom won't talk to her like a normal friend (i.e., masturbation) ... and at the end, he yells at her from the window, "In the mornings, usually with Katie Couric," and "I'll Stand By You" is playing ....

    It's sick, the things I remember.

    And your french braids look like mine. I better have boys, or girls who don't want braids. Sad story, my dad can french braid. I can't.

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  10. well i know what I'm doing this weekend. Heading to HL to take a pic of my son with the oversized corn! You see I have a whole collection of my son with giant items. lol. it all started with a route 44 =)

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  11. Oh Man I LOVE the seasonal oreos -- they are definitely better!!

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  12. Haha those black leggings make me want to burst into that song as well.. or at least rush out and buy/watch the movie. It's been too long.
    I would love me some Halloween Oreos right about now.

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  13. Haha I saw those same black pants at Target the other day and was like Holy Moly, I will not be purchasing those babies!

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  14. I think the peanut butter oreos are the best! (Although, I haven't tried the halloween ones yet...)

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  15. I think the peanut butter oreos are the best! (Although, I haven't tried the halloween ones yet...)

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  16. The seasonal Oreos always taste better to me, i don't know why. So it's not just you who thinks that, although my husband thinks i'm nuts when i saw they taste different.

    I wear my hair in two french braids during the summer-i get really pretty waves in my hair when I do :-). Did I mention i'm 27? lol

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  17. oh, and I'm also from Massachusetts.

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  18. Dear Whitney,
    You are very entertaining. I look forward to reading your blog on my lunch break every day. Thanks for the laughs and smiles.
    Love,
    Dana
    PS-You have inspired me to spend the weekend watching Dawson's Creek while French braiding my hair and eating orange Oreos.

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  19. Oh that french braid cracks me up! And yes, halloween oreos are better because they are orange! :)

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  20. We had a Dawson's creek re-run group in college. It was a wonderful guilty pleasure. Made even better by commercial free DVDs.

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  21. My husband and I are watching DC right now too! We are up to Season 5. I am enjoying it far too much!

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  22. I have to post because of two entries...yes, yes, yes the Halloween Oreos taste amazing. They are fresh, creamy and perfect!! I could eat the entire package... :)

    Also, I saw those same pleather pants today. All I could think was Grease! My friend is dressing up as Sandy this year and I think she needs those.

    Hope you have a great weekend! Susan

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  23. Hahaha too funny! I love DC reruns and I fully agree that the Halloween Oreos are the best!

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  24. It is so true that the halloween (and red christmas) oreos are so much more amazing. That is a fact I have been trying to explain to my boyfriend and friends for YEARS. The easter ones are okay.

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