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The Deadliest Weapon.

I remember the day vividly. I was around 7 years old and my brother and I were at the back of the house in our rooms goofing off and making each other laugh. I got to giggling pretty hard and thought that the rest of the family (i.e. our parents) would get a kick out of whatever it was …

The Many Emotions of a Yard Sale

If you could see me now, this is what you would see. Tomorrow is my yard sale. I. Am. Exhausted. I need some serious eye bag concealer, a hot tub and a fluffy bed with a hundred pillows. And no alarm clock. If it is half as successful as last year's sale, I'll be a happy camper a…

Gimme A Gimmick.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... My name is Whitney and I'm a sucker for a gimmick. Infomercials are dangerous for me. It's safe to say that the products sold on an hour long commercials are the Gimmicks Of All Gimmicks. The King of Gimmicks. Gimmicks Deluxe…

Lions and Tigers and... Baby Einstein Dinosaurs? Oh My!

See this little critter here? Well, he's a monster. A scary evil crazy monster. Sure, he may seem innocent and sweet, but he's not. He's terrifying. The other night after a fun evening of playing with Weebie, we put him to bed and enjoyed some queues from our Netflix. We …

I'm A Walkin' Candy Apple

One of my favorite Seinfeld episodes is when Elaine dates the "Bad Breaker Up-er" and he insults his ex's by pointing out their biggest flaws. He calls Elaine a Big Head. Says her head is too big for her body. She casually walks in to complain to Jerry about the situation…

Weebie's Song.

Weebie does the funniest thing when he sleeps! He doesn't do it all the time, but when he does, he goes all out and it's just hilarious. He is totally talking to us in his sleep. One morning, I picked him up and put him in bed with me and he did this as I fell asleep and when I…

The Purse That Stops Traffic.

So. My Mom and I have these Coach bags that are simply divine. I received mine for Christmas and this is what she looks like! I can't find a picture of Mom's online, but it is purple and you will see it later in the post. Stay with me... The other day, Mom, Levi and I went to Ba…

Impressing the Hubster.

Throughout our relationship, Husby has been fascinated by my femininity. He knows that I do not have the slightest idea how sports work, I hate the smell of outside and it absolutely baffles me when girls don’t wear makeup. Those are just a few things that encompass my feminine ways. Hus…

How To Be A Lady During Allergy Season

If you have read my blog for a while, you may remember my "How To Be A Lady In The Woods" , post. It is time, yet again, for another round of "How To Be A Lady". This time, we are focusing on sneezing, boogers and snot. Not exactly the essence of femininity, if you…

Make Me Laugh.

Happy Friday! :) I have no time to ramble today though I have countless things I would loooove to say. You know me - never at a loss for words. ;) Ya know, there are simply not enough hours in my day it seems like. Especially lately. But I want you to make me laugh over the weekend. Cons…

Laugh It Off.

I work at a place where I interact with lots of people on a daily basis. I am asked several questions, told lots of stories (whether I care or not), and basically talked to and at all day long. I am a people person, so I enjoy the interaction. I was once tucked away in an enclosed offi…

I Almost Died.

Here's the story. A few weeks ago, Husby and I went to the grocery store. We bought the usual groceries and toiletries, and went on our merry way. We went home and unpacked the groceries. I put the milk, juice and eggs in the refrigerator. I placed the cereal, flour, rice-a-roni …

Last Year.

Last year, around this time of year, I got a new shower curtain. Last year, around this time of year, I also got a new sweater. Last year, around this time of year, I subconsciously wanted to wear my shower curtain. This year, at this exact time of year, I am still laughing about it. I. …

Lions and Tigers and Mannequins - OH MY!

What is it about statues, mannequins and oversized stuffed animals that beckon our pose for a picture? I have found that I can not pass up walking next to one without the typical photo op. Mannequins creep me out. I mean, seriously. They are scary. I feel like they come to life at ni…

AHHH!! It's 6 Random Facts!! RUN!!

I am a little weirdo-nutzoid sometimes. I can't help it. I was tagged by two lovelies to do Six Random Facts About Myself. Let's begin... Number One: I love everything to do with the kitchen. I have an addiction to dishes and cooking is one of my favorite things to do. I can s…

Moldable.

(First of all THANK YOU for the wonderful lunch ideas. You guys are great and you make me laugh all day long. Thanks for the comments!) Once, in High School when husby and I were "just friends", we were at my house sitting on the couch talking. That's what we did. We tal…

Bathroom Woes.

(The Contest Winner is announced in yesterdays post!) I have realized lately that I am completely neurotic when it comes to bathroom protocol, etiquette and expectations. I have certain issues that are beyond my ability to stop, and I just have to get them off my chest. First things firs…

My Husby - The Good Samaritan.

Friday evening, we were on our way to Birthday Dinner #1, when husby spotted a woman broken down on the highway. Everyone was zipping on past her as she sat behind the wheel looking completely helpless. Husby passed her and quickly stopped to give her a hand. I sat in the passenger sea…