Friday, June 20, 2008

I'm Gonna BRUSH That Man Right Outta My Hair

These ads keep popping up on my site for biracial relationships. When I signed up for Google Ads, it told me that they would match them according to the content of my site. I honestly think that they viewed my page, saw pictures of my husband and me, and thought that we were different races. I mean, I know he is tan and I am stark white, but seriously – we are both Caucasian! That is just too funny.

My husband and I are very strange. We have pointless conversations about nothing and are constantly making each other laugh with the most obscure things. For example, you know the dance where girls (or boys) shake their rears really fast up and down? I am constantly trying to do that and my husband erupts into laughter every time. It is the single most ridiculous thing I think his eyes have ever witnessed. I spent all morning trying to do it and I think I’m getting closer and closer every day. It’s really hard to do, but I had a roommate in college who did it perfectly. Seriously. Try it. It’s hard.

Yesterday, on our way to work (he has to take me – something happened to one of our cars and it’s being fixed), I noticed the man in the car in front of us was brushing his hair. He wasn’t combing it; he was brushing it. I have never, in my life, seen a man brush his hair. I burst into laughter and we watched him stroke his locks for a good 3 minutes. I was amazed. We then got off on a five minute conversation about men brushing/combing/running their fingers through their hair.




My husband is a finger-runner. My dad is a comber. This is what I am used to, so seeing a man whip out a full bristled brush really caught me off guard. I can see if they had long flowing locks like an 80’s rocker, using a brush. But with a regular boy haircut, which is what this man had…it just doesn’t seem normal. I asked my hubs if he had ever used a brush and he said he used to when he was little, because he thought that was what was normal. He also, when he was tiny, declared that he was going to stop wearing diapers and that it was “time to start wearing big boy panties”. Sounds like he was a bit mixed up as a lad. Poor thing.

What do your husbands do – brush, comb or finger-run?

12 comments:

  1. Let's see, Brandon is a finger-runner. Never seen him attempt anything else. My dad, well, you know what he is. He needs nothing more than his razor.

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  2. My hubby is definately a finger-runner, if anything at all!!! FYI, I busted out laughing at the visual in my head from your story...both, you shaking your rump and the hair brush story!!!

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  3. My husby is a finger-runner. And he likes to put a baseball hat on to make his cowlicks stay down. If only it was that easy for us!

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  4. I would LOVE to see that dance move! I bet it is hilarious to see you do it! In fact I am cracking up just thinking about it!

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  5. Don't laugh, but My Better Half uses a brush. I thought it was weird at first, but now I'm just used to it...but it is weird, isn't it?

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